Новогодний договор

Seesons Greetings Service Agreement 2003

From me("the wisher") to you("the wishee"):

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious/secular traditions at all.

Wish you a financially rewarding, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
1) This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
2) This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
3)This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees, in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting is warranted to perform, as reasonably as may be expected, within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Any references in this greeting to "Father Christmas", "Santa Claus", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by, or from them, in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

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